Many of these issues may be due to me being stubborn with a weird build system.
Nonetheless, they were baffling, and I had very little interest in debugging
these issues. I just wanted to get my science done after all!
#Module load completely barfs with incomprehensible error
#Linuxbrew is terribly confused by things that depend on gcc
Using module load Clang does not fix problem >_<
#Compiling things manually on software machine does not work on interactive machine